How to Gracefully Wear a Bolo Tie

Ah, noble reader, thou hast stumbled upon a garment of great distinction—the bolo tie. Far beyond a mere accessory, it is a relic of western lore, a statement bold and true. Let us delve into the art of adorning thyself with this splendid adornment, for the bolo tie is no trinket to be worn without purpose or pride.